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G R A F F I T I E S
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Hamlet had been played by at least
5000 actors, no wonder he's crazy.
Nostradamus was here next week.
Nothing to do here. And not one to do
it to.
Life is a shit sandwich and every day
is another bite.
Nobody loves me. Everybody hates me. I
think I'll go and eat a can of worms.
Every decision you make is a mistake.
Are you a schizo?
That makes 4 of us.
For those who think life's a joke,
consider the punch line.
Don't go to work. There's a lot to do.
I can resist anything - except
temptation.
Napoleon wore his sleeve on his heart.
Richard Coeur De Lion - first heart
transplant?
We are the people our parents warned
us about.
I hope we grow as old as we look.
Owing to lack of interest tomorrow has
been cancelled.
Help your local police force - beat
yourself up.
Beat inflation - steal!
Hang the extremists!
If voting could change things it would
be illegal.
Give Vietnam back to the Irish!
Visit the USSR - before the USSR
visits you!
The draft is white people sending
black people to fight yellow people to
protect the country they stole from
red people. (in vietnam war's time)
Racist go home!
NO to multi-racial society - send the
angels back! - a celt
Vote liberals - or we'll shoot your
dog.
Don't vote. You'll only encourage
them.
Undermine the system. Leave the pay
toilet door ajar so the next person
can get in FREE.
If at first you don't succeed... So
much for sky-diving.
Everyone's PINK on the inside.
I didn't believe in reincarnation last
time either.
If you don't smoke - I won't fart.
Please don't throw cigarette butts in
the stool - it makes them soggy and
most difficult to relight.
.teliot hguorht ees tsrif s`dlrow ehT
Confucius he say: whilst chain swing;
seat will be warm.
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